Iced Venti Soy Chai

paulthewise — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:24:00 GMT

I had one this morning and have been on a manic tear ever since, undoubtedly propelled past the caffeine effects by placebo, but a continuous thrill nonetheless. I keep intending to expand my preferences at Starbucks, but every time order the tried and true. It is rich, sweet, complex, smooth, and it exhales spicy notes into the ether.

This beverage is highly recommended to all the fine Digital Men Approaching 40. It will help make 40 the new 25. It will impart vigor and refinement. It will urge your psyche into emulating the manic phase so prevalent in great geniuses such as Newton, Beethoven, Dickens, and Van Gogh. There is so much of noble note still to be sung by the mouths and hearts of the Digital Men Approaching 40 that I am sometimes moved to tears when I consider it, as when Constable first gazed upon the works of Gainsborough.

Our generation will likely be remembered as one of the most brilliant and imaginative of any in history. And, the exciting part is: most of the creative outpouring is yet to come. We are a collection of Twixters at heart, even if we left home at 18. We are late bloomers, lifelong learners. And, we will be youthful and handsome through it all.

Sounds too good to be true? It is not...